Four eyes

MM through my(opic) eyes…
When I met MM, I didn’t like him. He said something that immediately clicked in my head, “This primate will be trouble.” Steely, Quixotic, Stoic, Opinionated, High Maintanance.

[Time progresses here as do interactions with MM]

Years later still I know “This primate will be trouble.”
Still Steely but more so shy – Pygmy Marmoset
Still Quixotic but more toward Imaginative – Chimpanzee
Still Stoic but more like reserved – Old Orangutan
Still Opinionated but not blindly, he listens, observes, weighs, reviews, questions, discusses - Human
What new have we discovered about this primate:
Can inspire – an idea, an thought, a design, a paragraph, a desire to beat him about the head and neck with a small woodland creature
With a word, can convey volumes
Can make you so enraged, you could just spit
Can surprise and on rare occasion can be surprised revealing each time a new primate to know
Creature of habit yet adapts sometimes not as quickly as he should

Next week on “Primates of the Internet” we’ll visit the nemesis of MM (Hominidae Metromanitous) and learn about the eating and socialization habits of the Hominidae Protobuttheadtidon, also know as the Common Single Man. Known for its unkempt habits and regular misuse of the females in the pack, we’ll delve in to see why this species continues to thrive.