November 29, 2005

Four eyes

MM through my(opic) eyes…
When I met MM, I didn’t like him. He said something that immediately clicked in my head, “This primate will be trouble.” Steely, Quixotic, Stoic, Opinionated, High Maintanance.

[Time progresses here as do interactions with MM]

Years later still I know “This primate will be trouble.”
Still Steely but more so shy – Pygmy Marmoset
Still Quixotic but more toward Imaginative – Chimpanzee
Still Stoic but more like reserved – Old Orangutan
Still Opinionated but not blindly, he listens, observes, weighs, reviews, questions, discusses - Human
What new have we discovered about this primate:
Can inspire – an idea, an thought, a design, a paragraph, a desire to beat him about the head and neck with a small woodland creature
With a word, can convey volumes
Can make you so enraged, you could just spit
Can surprise and on rare occasion can be surprised revealing each time a new primate to know
Creature of habit yet adapts sometimes not as quickly as he should

Next week on “Primates of the Internet” we’ll visit the nemesis of MM (Hominidae Metromanitous) and learn about the eating and socialization habits of the Hominidae Protobuttheadtidon, also know as the Common Single Man. Known for its unkempt habits and regular misuse of the females in the pack, we’ll delve in to see why this species continues to thrive.


At 1:02 PM, Blogger Icylyrics said...

found you while wondering through Buffalo's jungle. You wanna know what the Common Single Man continues to thrive...That's an easy one. We allow it!

I am woman here me squeal. Must print out your post to read thouroughly in front of the fire before my Tarzan comes home with that club... enjoying the convo thus far.


At 1:04 PM, Blogger Icylyrics said...

sorry I despise typo's...I meant to say....'Why' the single man continues to thrive. Forgive me for my humaness.

At 3:00 PM, Blogger Maggi-nifica said...

Well, make sure you club him right back, now
What's good for the goose and all

At 3:54 PM, Blogger Her Daddy's Eyes said...

Hhhmmm, quite enlightening. I've had almost all of those same feelings and observations about MM too. Of course, that's between us, right Guest Speaker?

I'm really looking forward to next week...I'd like to know why they continue to thrive too...

It looks like you decided to take your clothes back off.


At 4:00 PM, Blogger Mad Munkey said...

Actually, they are two different people. lmao... I guess I should have stated that. The previous post guest speaker does not have a blog.

At 6:32 PM, Blogger Still Searching... said...

An interesting dissertation...

At 9:11 PM, Blogger ME said...

I wonder if anyone else had to grab a dictionary. You are so over my head. I am looking forward to your observations on the Common Single Man.


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