And you thought your night was bad
So, amongst my myriad of regularly scheduled strange dreams last night, I had a particularly memorable one. I ate a bumper off the front of a car. Yes. Let me just say that again. I ate the bumper off the front of a car. It as strange for me to type as it is for you to read. Trust me on this one.
It's not like a saw came out of no-where and the the bumper got hacked to bits before it was turned into cuisine with a nice clam sauce or something. It was like Monster Munch. Snarf. One bite and a huge piece was missing. Snarf, snarf... The whole bumper was chewed off with the exception of where the license plate hangs.
Surprisingly, my apparent ability to unhinge my jaw and produce fangs that can rend and tear a bumper off a car wasn't the only odd thing. As the dream progressed, I began to worry about how exactly I would get the sharp pieces of fiberglass (?) out of my body. I could see jagged edges distending my stomach.
Now, I've dabbled a tiny bit in dream meanings, but if anyone has ANY idea what this means, I'm all ears. Now, back to your regularly scheduled blogging.
6 Comments:
You are scaring me again!
Can't find this one in any of my dream books...
Maybe you were really hungry or lacking iron in your diet.
Maybe it has something to do with your relationship with your parents (well, that's what a shrink would tell you anyway). I have no idea -- crazy!
Google it. :) That's what I always do...but maybe you don't want to know what that one means. :)
WOAH i reeeeally want someone to comment with the answer here! i'm SO CURIOUS now what the hell that could mean :-)
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