November 22, 2005

And you thought your night was bad

So, amongst my myriad of regularly scheduled strange dreams last night, I had a particularly memorable one. I ate a bumper off the front of a car. Yes. Let me just say that again. I ate the bumper off the front of a car. It as strange for me to type as it is for you to read. Trust me on this one.

It's not like a saw came out of no-where and the the bumper got hacked to bits before it was turned into cuisine with a nice clam sauce or something. It was like Monster Munch. Snarf. One bite and a huge piece was missing. Snarf, snarf... The whole bumper was chewed off with the exception of where the license plate hangs.

Surprisingly, my apparent ability to unhinge my jaw and produce fangs that can rend and tear a bumper off a car wasn't the only odd thing. As the dream progressed, I began to worry about how exactly I would get the sharp pieces of fiberglass (?) out of my body. I could see jagged edges distending my stomach.

Now, I've dabbled a tiny bit in dream meanings, but if anyone has ANY idea what this means, I'm all ears. Now, back to your regularly scheduled blogging.

9 Comments:

At 12:23 PM, Blogger Buffalo said...

You are scaring me again!

 
At 6:48 PM, Blogger Jozee said...

Can't find this one in any of my dream books...

 
At 8:18 PM, Blogger Annalis said...

Maybe you were really hungry or lacking iron in your diet.

 
At 8:12 AM, Blogger 30Something said...

Okay MM.... we need to get this under control.

Bumpers all over your state are scared silly now!

 
At 8:46 AM, Blogger Sexy Suburbanite said...

Maybe it has something to do with your relationship with your parents (well, that's what a shrink would tell you anyway). I have no idea -- crazy!

 
At 10:51 AM, Blogger Emily Anne said...

Maybe your head is just telling you that you need more fiber in your diet? That or you subconsciously think your natural parents are, in fact, goats.

Don't feel bad. A reoccuring nightmare that I had a child was that the Hamburger Helper hander was trying to kill me. That thing is creeeeeepy.

 
At 11:28 AM, Blogger Binsk said...

Google it. :) That's what I always do...but maybe you don't want to know what that one means. :)

 
At 12:35 PM, Blogger Alice said...

WOAH i reeeeally want someone to comment with the answer here! i'm SO CURIOUS now what the hell that could mean :-)

 
At 8:06 PM, Blogger ME said...

I think that you have been on the road way to much lately. Either that or your having night time car rage.

 

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