I got picked to play with the big kids...

Tagged by SDK, thus saving you from some random post today.

Three Random Facts About My Closet:
1) Which one?
2) One is simply not big enough.
3) Which part didn't you understand? The closet is not big enough. I use them all. I have a closet just for my suits.

Three Items I've Never Worn But Still Haven't Tossed:
1) You can own clothes without wearing them? What kind of blasphemy is this?
2) Oh, items... Water socks.
3) Condoms.

Three Items I'll Never Get Rid Of, No Matter How Ugly They Get:
1) Every time I say that about a piece of clothing I toss it. Not saying it again.
2) OK - the jeans I paint in. The ones I've patched twice.
3) My motorcycle jackets.

Three Items People Wouldn't Expect To Find In My Closet:
1) A dress.
2) High heels.
3) A military dress uniform.

Three items that made me go, "Oh Lord, what was I thinking?":
1) Question your own wardrobe, I don't question mine.
2) The hooded, full length leather jacket I just threw away on a whim.
3) A T-shirt that said, "Your village called, their idiot is missing."


Three things that I have a surprising number of:
1) Socks. I have SO many socks. (around 100-150 pairs)
2) Shoe trees.
3) Shoes to put the trees in.

Three dominant colors in my wardrobe:
1) Black.
2) Gray.
3) Lavender. (Fuck off you judgmental Fuck.)


Three items that never fail to put me in a good mood whenever I wear them:
1) The green shirt that gets me laid 85% of wearings.
2) My Marlboro classic jeans (batting almost .1000 in those).
3) My Puma shoes or a suit (I look good in a suit).


Three people I will tag (or throw under the bus):
No-one. If you want to tag yourself (or throw yourself under a bus), be my guest. Just be quick about it.