February 14, 2007

Toilette por favor?

I'm declaring a new universal bathroom sign. It looks like this.

As I've traveled the world, there is no place so familiar, so ready to offer up it's porcelain goddess for our use than McDonald's. Now, you might think this is funny, but the world over, there is one place you can count on for a clean toilet and a friendly smile at the counter to go with it. Yep. The golden arches. I mean, if you really think about it, the arches are nothing but an ass upside down. Think about it. lol

So, whatever you burger joint of choice is, always remember that McDs is in the real estate business and that real estate means a place to relieve yourself no matter where you are.


At 11:51 AM, Blogger Buffalo said...

Ah, there you are. I wondered where you had gotten yourself off to.

At 8:54 PM, Blogger Still Searching... said...

Good point. I'd never thought of it before, but of course you are quite correct.


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