I'd like to sue...

Verizon - For making me pay to have an unlisted number. Shouldn't it cost more to be IN the book?
McDonald's - For every burger that doesn't look like the ads.
Burger King - Just for the shitty crispy fries they switched to.
The NFL - For cutting to commercial every time there is a fight on the field.
The NHL - For stopping fights before first blood.
ESPN - For televising poker as a sport. (Seriously WTF?)
Air France - Just for being French.
WalMart - For the de-evolution of society. All you have to do is look into one to see what I mean.
Home Depot - For being the only place to get home fix-it supplies.
Victoria Secrets - For creating the wonder bra and dis-illusioning millions of men in the process.
Comcast - Because Comcastic is another word for shit.
Evans Food Products - The makers of Pork Rinds for ryhming their product with Hind (thus ensuring they'll never pass my lips).
And last, but not least...
VISA - Because I'm not everywhere I want to be.